A nice personality can help you get a first date with the woman or man of your desire. It can also quickly plant you in the friend zone. Having a clever, impish or even roguish pickup line may help land that catch at the other end of the bar. Of course, the line between being a cool and a clod is pretty thin. Here are some pickup lines that were epic misses, epic fails and so dumb they’re funny.
1. Are you parked illegally? Why? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.
2. I’m not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by you.
3. Is your name Google? No, why? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.
4. I am Borg. Lower your shields. Surrender your heart. Resistance is futile.
5. Yes, your mouth says, ‘shields up,’ but your eyes says, ‘a hull breach is imminent.’
6. Well, beam me up hottie.
7. Hi there. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
8. Would you like me to call you in the morning? Or, just nudge you?
9. You might not be the most beautiful woman in the room tonight. But I have a light dimmer at my place.
10. I may not be the best-looking guy in the bar. But I’m the only one talking to you.
11. I know a great plastic surgeon. Would you like you go out with me?
12. My friend told me that you are good at algebra. Could you replace my X without asking Y?
13. If a fat man puts you in a bag tonight. Don’t be alarmed. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
14. Let’s pretend that I’m Burger King and you are McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way and you’ll be Lovin’ It!
15. If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hookup with you.
16. Country boys don’t need pickup lines, we got pickup trucks.
17. You might be the prettiest girl here tonight. But beauty is just a light switch away.
18. I can’t find my puppy. Could you help me? I think he ran into that cheap motel room.
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