Pickup Lines That Will Make You Cringe

1. “Was your mother a beaver? ‘Cause damn!”

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2. “Hey, girl. Are you German? ‘Cause I wanna be Ger-man!”

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3. “I hear you’re looking for a stud. Well, I’ve got the STD and all I need is you.”

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4. “You are almost as beautiful as my sister. But well, you know, that’s illegal.”

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5. “Hey baby, want to socialize your means of reproduction?”

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6. “Burger King isn’t the only thing that is king-sized…”

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7. “You have a better body than my dead great-grandmother!”

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8. “Get out of your life and into my bed!”

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9. “You look just like a swan. You have skinny legs but a fat ass.”

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10. “You’re like a fat stump, I’m always falling over you”

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11. “You’re hotter than my daughter.”

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12. “Your dad must be a terrorist because he made a bomb.”

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13. “You must be from Tennassee! Because you are the only TEN I see!”

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14. “My love for you is like diarrhea – I just can’t keep it in.”

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15. “Do you work at Subway? Because you’re giving me a foot-long.”

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